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okay. now that that's out of the way :D i was so desperate to remember everything that i kept typing it all in my phone ><
SIX THINGS THAT GUYS SHOULD BE DOING (NOT THE GIRLS)1. WAITING
you do not, in any way, make the girl wait for you xD
haha, claire gracia and i sat around at orchard mrt for about 20 minutes waiting for the guys to come from bishan. and this is where we started saying that girls should not be waiting for guys! haha. so much for the spirit of punctuality xD
2. LEADING THE WAY
haha okay granted that orchard's our (the girls') territory, but it still felt strange leading the way!
like the 3 of us were in front, totally leading the way, with the guys tagging behind like lost souls! haha if you think about it, its the exact opposite of what happens during the hillary challenge competition! i mean, we're so used to following and all! haha its kinda strange to be in front for once.
OH. OMG. the guys walk like gu niangs, SMALL LITTLE PETITE STEPS. SLOWLY. haha its so hard to believe that they were the same super imba people that were running around the entire challenge! i mean, when it comes to normal walking, whoever knew that they walked so super slowly!
3. LOOKING FOR A TABLE
okay, so when we got to food republic, the girls ended up looking for the table as well! haha. so gentlemanly of us right.
4. BUYING FOOD
haha, so much for the spirit of chivalry eh? the guys were like, 'okay, we'll go buy food first. *poof*' and they all promptly disappeared!
okay, i shall insert a little redeeming thing here. at least jonsee asked if we wanted to go first. there is still hope for the guys in my team. phew.
thats when we decided that the girls have totally become the guys!
i quote claire: "we should buy them a cake that says 'happy birthday sweetheart' coz we're playing the guy part." HAHAHAHA.
jonsee and francis took a little longer than usual to come back, so i thought that they might actually have had the same idea as us, (i.e to go buy bengoh a cake). and just when gracia, claire and i were setting off to look for them, they showed up with their food and no cake ><
5. EATING FIRST
haha made a bet with claire that at least one of the guys would be done eating by the time we got back with our food.
AND I WAS RIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHA.
at first we thought that jonsee might have waited for us because his bowl of noodles barely moved, but then we realised (TO OUR DISAPPOINTMENT) that he was eating. ALBEIT A LITTLE SLOWLY, but still eating xD
ah wells.
6. SURPRISE CAKE
after the girls were done eating, we went to breadtalk to buy bengoh a cake. and it happened to fit the previous joke we made about how we should get a cake that says happy birthday sweetheart, because the cake was called 'strawberry sweetheart' xD
and it was RED and PINK and heart-shaped xD
so now you see, gone are the days where the guys bought the cake. hahaha okay okay, dont stone me. i know it was bengoh's birthday and if any guy HAD actually done that, it would just be THAT LITTLE BIT GAY xD
so yes, we totally felt like the guys.
we went to lido after sitting around at food republic for abit and got really bored. no shows at lido with the right timings, so we decided to go ps.
AND WE SAT IN MY SPECIAL UNDER-THE-ESCALATOR SPOT :D
i still dont get why people say its like some refugee camp. i mean okay, so its under the escalator, but there were LIGHTS there. that clearly means that they actually want people to sit there. SEE.
sat for an hour or so talking about jc life and careers. haha. sounds pretty heavy eh.
francis was really fascinated by this guy in mister mint. kept staring. haha i really wonder if he crushes that guy xD
bengoh kept laughing at random things. including throwing claire's pink pig balloon sculpture in the air and going 'SWINE FLU'. oh gosh. i HAVE NO IDEA what so funny about that. claire and i nearly died. GRACIA THE TRAITOR ACTUALLY WENT TO LAUGH. omg lah. it was so bad i think i wanted to cry.
jonsee was being his usual blur sotong self xD
claire was making a fool out of herself xD
gracia was laughing as usual.
and the world was peaceful.